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Package: asr-manpages
Version: 1.3
Revision: 4
Source-MD5: ee77b619e01a2d841a45469708d90631
Description: Man pages from alt.sysadmin.recovery
License: OSI-Approved
Suggests: funny-manpages
#HomePage: http://home.xnet.com/~raven/Sysadmin/ASR.ManPages.html
HomePage: http://packages.debian.org/stable/doc/asr-manpages.html
Source: mirror:debian:pool/main/a/%n/%n_%v.orig.tar.gz
SourceDirectory: %n-%v.orig
BuildDepends: fink (>= 0.24.12-1)
PatchFile: %n.patch
PatchFile-MD5: 2c9d5800b763a9b96cbaad8e89f2649e
CompileScript: echo "No compile needed."
InstallScript: <<
mkdir -p %i/share/man/man1 %i/share/man/man2 %i/share/man/man3 %i/share/man/man5 %i/share/man/man8
install -pm 644 *.1fun %i/share/man/man1/
install -pm 644 *.2fun %i/share/man/man2/
install -pm 644 *.3fun %i/share/man/man3/
install -pm 644 *.5fun %i/share/man/man5/
install -pm 644 *.8fun %i/share/man/man8/
echo "http://www.faqs.org/faqs/sysadmin-recovery" > alt.sysadmin.recovery-FAQ.url
<<
Docfiles: copyright alt.sysadmin.recovery-FAQ.url
Maintainer: None
DescDetail: <<
You are in the presence of a System Administrator. Kneel.
"On Usenet, we vent in a group called alt.sysadmin.recovery. The
group has a FAQ. If you read the FAQ, you will find that you (the
users) subscribe to this group at your own peril. If you want to
be useful, why don't you run over to the supply cabinet and get a
new box of pixels for the monitor. As part of our venting, some
of us have written a series of man pages that we'd like to see."
Manpages you ever needed:
bosskill c chastise ctluser guru knife lart luser normality nuke
people pmsd slave sysadmin think whack
A set of humorous manual pages developed on alt.sysadmin.recovery
(don't treat them seriously!). They document a set of really useful
tools that for some strange reason are not included in any
implementation of Unix. This includes such famous commands as lart,
sysadmin, luser, bosskill and others. The authors recommend these man
pages should be installed on every system.
See http://www.faqs.org/faqs/sysadmin-recovery
<<
#openman bosskill c chastise ctluser guru knife lart luser normality nuke people pmsd slave sysadmin think whack
DescPackaging: <<
Original maintainer: Carsten Klapp
<<
--- asr-manpages-1.3.orig/copyright
+++ asr-manpages-1.3/copyright
@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+This package was debianized by Pawel Wiecek coven@pwr.wroc.pl on
+Sun, 1 Jun 1997 23:13:56 +0200.
+
+It was downloaded from ftp://ftp.winternet.com/users/eric/asr.pages.tar
+
+Uubp page is missing from distribution - it was reverse-engeneered from
+HTML version found on http://www.bofh.org.pl/man/.
+
+The authors of the pages are:
+ - c - Nick Williams
+ - lart - Tim Bandy
+ - slave - Ingvar Mattsson
+ - sysadmin - Abby Franquemont-Guillory
+ - think - John Guthrie
+ - whack - Eric L. Pederson
+ - people - Ingvar Mattsson
+ - chastise - Ingvar Mattsson
+ - normality - Ingvar Mattsson
+ - bosskill - Eric L. Pederson
+ - ctluser - Simon Burr
+ - guru - unknown author
+ - knife - Kurt Hockenbury
+ - luser - Eric L. Pederson
+ - nuke - Eric S. Raymond
+ - pmsd - Eric L. Pederson
+
+To the best of my knowledge they are all completely free.
diff -ru2N asr-manpages-1.3.orig/c.1fun asr-manpages-1.3/c.1fun
--- asr-manpages-1.3.orig/c.1fun Sun Jul 27 18:38:16 1997
+++ asr-manpages-1.3/c.1fun Sat Dec 21 15:48:23 2002
@@ -86,5 +86,5 @@
Use of -S 6 is contraindicated for use with n(1), due to
-possible damage to t he nasal membranes, and risk of
+possible damage to the nasal membranes, and risk of
drowning. The default is 4; unless a beta version of the
OS is installed, when the default is 5. If the beta is of
diff -ru2N asr-manpages-1.3.orig/chastise.3fun asr-manpages-1.3/chastise.3fun
--- asr-manpages-1.3.orig/chastise.3fun Thu May 29 17:37:10 1997
+++ asr-manpages-1.3/chastise.3fun Sat Dec 21 15:48:23 2002
@@ -19,5 +19,5 @@
.B Chastise
normally returns a counter on how many times the luser specified has
-been \fBchastised\fP, but if any error occur, it returns
+been \fBchastised\fP, but if any error occurs, it returns
.B -1
and no explanation, what so ever, is made anywhere.
--- asr-manpages-1.3.orig/knife.8fun
+++ asr-manpages-1.3/knife.8fun
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
.TH KNIFE 8
-.SH KNIFE
+.SH NAME
knife, axe, cutter, chainsaw \- tools to improve network performance via SNIP
.SH SYNOPSIS
diff -ru2N asr-manpages-1.3.orig/lart.1fun asr-manpages-1.3/lart.1fun
--- asr-manpages-1.3.orig/lart.1fun Thu May 29 17:37:10 1997
+++ asr-manpages-1.3/lart.1fun Sat Dec 21 15:48:23 2002
@@ -30,5 +30,5 @@
.TP 15
.BI \-use " tool"
-Choose your weapon. If this option is not specified, the enviroment
+Choose your weapon. If this option is not specified, the environment
variable LART is used. If neither is set, a default value will be
used, which is set at compile time
@@ -38,5 +38,5 @@
.TP
.BI \-B
-The BOFH option. Removes a users files and kills all their processes.
+The BOFH option. Removes a user's files and kills all their processes.
If used in conjunction with
.B \-p
--- asr-manpages-1.3.orig/luser.8fun
+++ asr-manpages-1.3/luser.8fun
@@ -3,5 +3,5 @@
.TH LUSER 8 "25 September 1995"
.SH NAME
-luser \- process to control the clueless induhviduals
+luser \- process to control the clueless individuals
who (mis)use computer systems, peripheral devices
and system administrators. Word play on "loser" and "user".
--- asr-manpages-1.3.orig/people.2fun
+++ asr-manpages-1.3/people.2fun
@@ -28,5 +28,5 @@
int is_aluser;
int has_aclue;
- pid_t prgp_leader;
+ pid_t pgrp_leader;
};
.fi
@@ -58,5 +58,5 @@
.SH EXAMPLE
.nf
-#include
+#include
#include
#include
@@ -72,5 +72,5 @@
for (c=0;c
- kill(-(ttys[c].pgrp_leader),SIGKILL);
+ kill(-(ttys[c].pgrp_leader),SIGKILL);
}
} else {
--- asr-manpages-1.3.orig/slave.1fun
+++ asr-manpages-1.3/slave.1fun
@@ -19,5 +19,5 @@
.TP
\-\fIf\fP
-Send a rapid succession of \fISIHUP\fPs to \fIslave\fP, mainly used
+Send a rapid succession of \fISIGHUP\fPs to \fIslave\fP, mainly used
when one needs to blow off a little steam.
.SH THE COMMANDS
--- asr-manpages-1.3.orig/sysadmin.1fun
+++ asr-manpages-1.3/sysadmin.1fun
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-\." Written by Abby Franquement-Guillory (abbyfg@tezcat.com).
-\." Convered to troff by Eric Pederson (eric@winternet.com).
+.\" Written by Abby Franquement-Guillory (abbyfg@tezcat.com).
+.\" Convered to troff by Eric Pederson (eric@winternet.com).
.TH SYSADMIN 1 "25 September 1995"
.SH NAME
diff -ru2N asr-manpages-1.3.orig/think.1fun asr-manpages-1.3/think.1fun
--- asr-manpages-1.3.orig/think.1fun Thu May 29 17:37:10 1997
+++ asr-manpages-1.3/think.1fun Sat Dec 21 15:48:23 2002
@@ -21,5 +21,5 @@
user is wearing a brain interface bus (bib) device. A bib device is normally
worn on the head, and if being used, then \fIthink\fP will try to see what was
-going through the users head at the time of invocation. After \fIthink\fP
+going through the user's head at the time of invocation. After \fIthink\fP
does this, it will send electric signals to the users brain, causing the
user to type in whatever keystrokes are necessary to accomplish the task
@@ -42,5 +42,5 @@
.B /usr/lib/think
file to indicate various user abilities. The format of this file is a
-username on each line followed by some whitspace and then a number. The
+username on each line followed by some whitespace and then a number. The
higher the number for a given user, the more likely \fIthink\fP is to assume
that that user knows what he/she is doing. Unfortunately, what \fIthink\fP